Ten Samples Kanye Should Use

Now I don’t possess the wit or charm of Christine or Bree but I was listening to Kanye West’s 'Stronger' and I thought of the many possibilities he could use for samples. Some of them are suiting and some are just ironic. This is my Top Ten Dream Kanye Sample’s

10) Jenny From The Block – Jennifer Lopez: Don’t be fooled by the rocks that he got, he’s still Kanye from the block. He used to have a little now he has a lot. I love it when millionaires try to prove that they are still down with the little people. Tell us that after you have gotten rid of your mansions.

9) Love Machine – Girls Aloud: There is no special reason, I just think it would be fucking hilarious.

8) Ego – The Sounds: I’ve seen your fucking attitude. It all boils down to a simple question is his inflated ego really justified? True he is a great artist…….but…..maybe…..bring yourself down off that pedestal? Just a notch?

7) Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous – Good Charlotte: Here’s a dose of irony for you. He should cover this and then do a kinda follow up with I Just Wanna Live. Go the Good Charlotte way by starting off not caring about being famous-- but then, when you are, complain about it a lot. We’ll take your clothes, cash, cars and home Kanye, just stop complaining. I wonder how many times he can mention Louis Vutton on this song…

6) Short, Fast, Loud – Fall Out Boy: If only you were a couple inches taller Kanye, you could look 50 Cent straight in the eye and show down. And maybe if you shut up about missing out on awards, people wont see you as such an egotistical prick……..

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5) The Best Things In Life Our Free – Luther Vandross: Maybe this will stop him buying Gucci, Louis Vutton and stop the Goldigga’s after his ass.

4) Hide Behind My Glasses – Fishbone: Take them the fuck off Kanye……please…..

3) You’re So Vain – Carly Simon: I bet you think this list is about you, don’t you?

2) Busted – Ray Charles: Hey he has done a Charles cover before. This would be right up his street. Maybe on top he can rap about how he is busted and cant afford all of lives luxuries or how he can barely afford to eat. Ah……..wait till he gets his money………..erm…….hang on………

1) The Winner Takes It All – Abba: Poor Kanye, he wasn’t honored at all in the recent VMA bash. Aww maybe next time. Remember its not the winning, Kanye, it’s that taking part that counts.

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Ciao Bella

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Comments (32)

	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 8:26 AM Thank you =)
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 8:31 AM Lol thanks realyl? ha ha ha ha ha bless him, he should have won something but he's like a kid at playtime missing out on his favourite toy
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 8:38 AM Lol oo do tell I know! I was thinking that Ithink it just may be an award or something if so then it just makes my journal that bit more ironic
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 8:45 AM smoooooth Kanye....smoooooth
	trendysecret: 09/14/2007 9:17 AM holy fucking hell you win at life
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 9:30 AM Ha ha ha thank you =D
	Madison: 09/14/2007 9:31 AM Haha you are amazing!
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 9:34 AM thank you =D
	nonnon: 09/14/2007 12:09 PM He's such a biter, can afford these samples...he can then officially become P Diddy -- minus the exploitation of a brilliant dead person. R.I.P. B.I.G.
	pammydodger: 09/14/2007 12:46 PM who do they think they're kidding? you've hit the nail on the head how about deflating his head and get to know some people for them, not how famous or rich or sexy they are grr rappers XD xx
	Amy. (:: 09/14/2007 3:11 PM hahaha. the list. I totally agree. :]]
	afieastbayxcore12144: 09/14/2007 4:00 PM heee i think he should do abba fer sure yay
	xmusikluvax: 09/14/2007 4:44 PM I luv Kanyezzey
	H.Ballad: 09/14/2007 4:49 PM thanks guys woo front page =D
	Pasta! The Pelican: 09/14/2007 6:41 PM Awesome
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